This is ridiculous. I shouldn’t have to deal with this. I’m 19. Not even out I my teens. And in dealing with all this bullshit. I can’t sleep and somehow my nights just keep getting worse. Why is it that I just can’t have a good night! Or at least a decent night! i should not have all of this on my hands! I should at least get the help that I should get from my family! I would rather not sleep and be out if it every night but at least know everything’s okay! But no not even that..
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do you know how much i love crabs they’re so cute and tiny and aggressive they’ll fight anything no matter how big it is, that arms open thing he’s doing at those people?? that’s crab for COME AT ME I’LL FUCK YOU UP CUNT
(Source: baratender)
it’s so cute when guys kiss your forehead and rub your hair out of your face and also when a guy runs your head into a headboard when he’s fucking you aww
It’s like the cat realizes whose holding it in the second gif
is this heaven
you can almost hear the cat fangirling
(Source: lipgallagher)
how to give a good handjob
- bop it
- pull it
- twist it
- harder
- better
- faster
- stronger
You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!Cha cha real smooth
none of you ever touch a penis
I want ALL of you to touch my penis!
Stephen Colbert is everything I want to be
(Source: raptorific)
And I’m watching Kim possible so the drama
When I have the sex talk with my kids I’m just going to tell them to follow the basic rule
“If your age is on the clock, you’re too young for the cock”
yeah, and when my kid turns thirteen imma go,
“Sit back down, I was talking about military time.”
THE CAT RETURNED THE KISS
THE CAT FUCKING RETURNED THE KISS
OH MY GOD
(Source: shrugging)
